i would have your babies.Nigella Lawson is a domestic goddess. she even has a book entitled "how to be a domestic goddess" - 'nuff said. big boobs. big ass. cute british accent. that's enough for me already.
the way she talks about food, however - she makes up words like "squadgingly" has sincere passion in her voice and eyes as she talks about food. and those eyes. nigella lawson looks at the camera with the most lustful sex eyes i have ever seen. her shows are filled with sexual inuendo and orifice-gorging. every show ends with her sneaking into the fridge in the middle of the night scarfing something. we see that carrot in your pocket nigella, you dirty girl.
moreover, nigella has no chef training whatsoever. no knife skills. just passion and love. she makes horrific messes and lacks technique. her dishes are inspired and exploratory. she does it because she loves it. and THAT is why i truly love her.
"i enjoy a bit of honey drizzled on my peach"
what a surprise, nigella.
i love you.
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Ew. If you had Nigella Lawson's babies then you'd be the mother to the grandkids of Margret Thatcher's Chancellor of the Exchequer.
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